lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

ever-pure:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

full of critical doguments

ever-pure:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

full of critical doguments

super-who-lockian:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

what dog?

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that’s true.

goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

i have an issue where i set millions of alarms and then don’t even wake up on time

i have an issue where i set millions of alarms and then don’t even wake up on time

*fills mason jar with vodka* i’m doing a cleanse
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