tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles
thecraziethewizard:

by Jeremiah Probodanu

thecraziethewizard:

by Jeremiah Probodanu

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

omg okay I’m laughing really hard because they basically had to yell at these lollipop looking balls mounted on sticks like how do you keep a straight face doing that I can’t even

dutchster:

when a dog is sitting in a car they probably don’t realize a person is making it go… they probably just think they’re riding a magic cushion

Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14

forbidden-act-xx:

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

I’d have no self control around them..

you & i (x)

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